Freak Out!

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

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“I’m an adult, but not like a real adult”
— anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

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averagefairy:

averagefairy:

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 

(via tardis03)

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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plasmalogical:

there’s no part of this i don’t love

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via greed)